So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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