Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Jews

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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My mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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