What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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matt is fat

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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