What's funnier than 68 69

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Barbara Streisand

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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