- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Golf.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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