Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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