A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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barack osama

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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hey guys im gay

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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