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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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