- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Gay rights

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Wigan.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

this last joke was a correction to the other one

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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