Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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