- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Global Warming.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

women playing football?

What's blue? The sky.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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