Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A van drives into a car.

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Chuck norris

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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