whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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The jets are a good team..

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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