a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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