what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Anti Joke

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