- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

a black father

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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