- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Wright flyer

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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