Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Comedy.

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hahaha

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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ur gey

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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