What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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