What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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