What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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