The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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