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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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