A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Did you know? . You already know!

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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