Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Vagina-Boob

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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ugh good riddance

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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