Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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