How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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I won the game.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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