What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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