What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Knock knock. Racism.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Anti Joke

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