Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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