Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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My children are mistakes

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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