Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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