Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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