What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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