Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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