Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what is sticky and brown?a stick

thumb_up thumb_down -7

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

thumb_up thumb_down -23

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A black guy walks in to a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

thumb_up thumb_down -23

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

This is my joke. funny

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

thumb_up thumb_down -49

TIMMY

thumb_up thumb_down -23

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops