(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Anti Joke

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