Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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