"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Loner.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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White men's rights

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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