A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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