so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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No

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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