Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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42, that is all

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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