Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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bob saget

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Teen pregnancy

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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