I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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like if your cool

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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