Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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