What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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I would rape her

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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