WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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whats my name? Matt

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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