Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Video Games

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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save water shower with friends

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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