- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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