Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Halo < COD

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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black chicken. kfc

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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mooooh im a cow

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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