A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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