- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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