Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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meme

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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