What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Ken wins!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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