What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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