What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Where's my tractor?

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Joke

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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this is a joke

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Anti Joke

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