What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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does this look unsure to you?

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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