Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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