Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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out of your comfort zone

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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i have two hands.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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