An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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