Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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