A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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read this sentence again.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Well, there's one way...

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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