what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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