five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Anti Joke

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