Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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