Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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do you have a wife?

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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