Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A Serbian Film

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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I'm HIV positive.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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