What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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You're a frog

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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