What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Whats white? A fridge

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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women's rights

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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