How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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i like pie.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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