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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

mmm i love marble bumhole

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Call of Duty is a good game.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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