What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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69

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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