Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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