what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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im saul and i love cock

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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EGGPLANT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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