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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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