A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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