Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Pinus Testicles

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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