3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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