What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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