What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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nipple

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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