Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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