Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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I like school Said no one ever.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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