What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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obama is a good president

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Anti Joke

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