So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

I like the color potato.

Obamacare haters

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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