what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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