- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

a banana

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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