What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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hi bye

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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