Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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