Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Chuck Norris died.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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