Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Donald Trump

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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