what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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