what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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This is an anti- joke

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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