Dont read this joke

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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PENIS :)

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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