whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

How do magnets work?

I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Jared Gough is a slut

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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