What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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No.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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