What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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knock knock your gay

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