Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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