- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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