Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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