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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Canada AYY

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Anti jokes.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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