Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Justin Bieber

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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knock, knock come in

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Worst joke ever

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Daym im romantic

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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