- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

just in time?

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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