Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Is this a chair?

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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No joke.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A American seeking into mexico

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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