your face

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Muslim athletes.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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