How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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