what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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