WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A baby seal walks into a club...

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

Anti Joke

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