You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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more chocolate?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What's 4+7 47

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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