like my drawing of a white person?

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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I dislike old people.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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