woman's rights

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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women's rights

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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