- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What does two plus two equal? 4

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Kameron Brown is gay.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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