- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A whole 'nother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

a seal walks into a club.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

im watching you..

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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