A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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im @ work, LOL.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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This is a joke setup.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Women's Rights

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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