What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Neil Lewis

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What is cold? Winter

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womens rights.

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