3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Tim's gay.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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hextech crafting too opieop

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