- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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