Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Chinese drivers.

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Anti Joke

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