What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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