Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Nathan Gooderson.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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