"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Good to see you today!

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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