What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Women's rights.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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