What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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