What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Granny porn!

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Rick Santorum 2012

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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