Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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hello

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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peter charastabopouloulous

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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