What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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haha

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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karn chevalier

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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